This is a Guest Entry posted by ML and Amanda
This entry (or the links, at least) is probably not work-safe.
We knit. We met on a knitting site, in fact. We know that there are a lot of knitting patterns out there.
Some are sexy. Some are weird (male and female). Some are just ugly (and hard to get to: click on "Press" and then "Hand Knits").
Despite such odds, ML and Amanda press on, buying old Vogues from the 50s with fine-gauge sweaters, criticizing knitting rags to no end--until! This! Well! This is about 302 kilocalories enough to stop ML and Amanda from knitting.
Three hints:
1) Red.
2) A woman's funnel area.
3) Yeast infection.
Brace yourself, folks, and find out what could make ML and Amanda quit knitting.
Flown by Amanda at 11:55 PM on July 01, 2004
Maybe if it were black licorice, I've always been more of a fan of black licorice.
